Lady T-H-C
what the fuck
― pluto in july 2013, moments after hearing the news that he isn’t a planet anymore    (via manhattanfrom-thesky)
Best feelings


1. Orgasms
2. Pissing when you’re real drunk and trying to hold it in so u don’t break the seal but then finally let go
3. Taking ur bra off
4. Hangover shits

I watched this show where it’s about these people who are in love with inanimate objects, example: this one woman was sat on a fence saying how sexing it was and stroking it, I’m sorry but if you’re straddling a fucking fence politely rubbing yourself against everything is gonna seem sexy, you could do it to a fucking door knob and be turned on.

So happy we have access to the machine room at any time, going to be there…a lot!

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